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you should put your name somewhere withing the .swf file :-O i don't see it nowheres. I'm drunk so forgive me if i'm wrong, but I aint see your name or any credits! .swf file are mad easy to steal so make sure to put IN the cartoon that U made it :-P
Author's Response:
my name is on the loading screen
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I just played and conqured the earth! :-D
I'm a big strategy game player I've cleared all the big ones, and they're my favorite genre of games so! So, here are my suggestions:
1. the game is too damn slow
2. you should be able to know how many people are left in each city (like on rollover) so you can make a better decision as to which one to attack
3. I liked how you used all the world leaders and gave them funny names -- very much :-D
4. in the Demo, if you can't use satellites then don't give them to us. It's frustraiting because they take up the place of other possible weapons when you build stuff
5. The spy option seems worthless and useless and a waste of a turn. The info you get aint worth a damn.
6. you might want to consider some quicky films that are entertaining for big stuff. Like if you destroy a city or somebody dies -- like the ones in Advance Wars. How you have the people burn and turn into skeletons is funny. more of that type stuff
7. It would be way more interesting if you had the correct weapons and building structures per army. Like North Korea gets asian structures and migs. While Iraq gets mosques and dessert structures and prop planes and Russia gets those HUGE war helecoperts from rambo4. Also, It would be so awesome if you had the country's capitals, like the White house and statue of liberty for USA and the iraq parliment building and the UK gets like buckinham palace and big ben. That would make the game rule!
8. your music options are lame! you need it to have different background music that you can choose from and also the option to turn it off! I wanted to play and then listen to netscape radio but I couldn't cause your game music aint turn off :-(
9. you should have sound clips of the leader attacking you or being attacked. Like have Sadam go, "ha ha ha, My sub will nuke you!" I love stuff like that.
That's it for now. Good start to the game. Perhaps I'll puchase the full copy.
Author's Response:
Yeah sorry we know its slow when online
we cant do anything about that unless you play offline then the gamespeed goes up dramaticly.
2. we are Thinking of that for the next version.
3. thanks. 4. it was much more work to leave the satelite out than it was to stop rockets at 10 M. 5 Spy one some times steals but most of the time it gives you information its up to a player what to do with it. 6. the filesize is big as it is so we skipped that in fact when i played ten times with the cinematographic intermezzo it bored me! 7.We look into this for the next version. 8. We put in just one war music and put it in low volume. We have played it here numerous times to see if it would bother us and it diidn't so it's just a matter of taste really we'll see what we can do. 9. we'll give this some thought for the next version.
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but your mom is a hottie. I seen this one afore. Sucks you got riped off. I woulda gave you a 10 but I really feel that Gargamel from the smurfs needed to make a little cameo in there somewheres. Like instead of having that airplane fly over you coulda had Gargamel fly over but still have the airplane sound. That would have been gr8.
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hahahahahahh i laughed my ass off. Gr8 cartoon. 10's all around. The south park one you made was busted but this one is a gem. hahahahaha the last robots death was really well done
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hahahahah i played at cracker barrel too and he is right! their food tastes like somebody pissed on it X-(
I aint beat any levels yet...yet!... :-[
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this cartoon might be the best thing I have seen in a long time. I'm thinking of something to compare it to but I'm drunk so it's hard to think of things other than my penis. Okay, this is the best cartoon since my penis :-D
the voices were so god damn funny and well done. This was a cartoon that deserves to be on television. you should submit it to sci-fi channel or sompin. I got some on there and it was fun to see them on the big screen. well, my 14 inch tv anyways :-[
are you gonna make more ones like this? I only wish it was longer O:-)
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damn your nachos! I'm too drunk to write more, but damn your nachos!
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hahahah :-)
i am drukn has fuck rignt now off wine and beer and i smoiked weed with some hippy bitches next door and i cane back to watch this caroont and I really enjoyed it :-D i Liked the kid running indot the wall adnd i i liked how img gonna piss in your moms eyes and mouth
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i laughed at a lot of the stuff -- mad funny. like when the car shot off half the screen. hhahahah "you shot off half the screen!" :-O
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i won! i think :-\
that game was really fun and the deaths were great
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