threebrain's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["target practice" W.W.W]

fix the sound

funny. fix the sound though cause it crackles so badly. Click the keyframe of all the sounds and click EDIT then bring the line down (envelope) and that will get rid of all that crackling. Then re-upload. You woulda had a 4.0 and 1st place haddn't you f'd up the sounds.

[My GOD, Robots! episode 4]

hilarious! :-D

very close to a ten! I wish I could give it a ten cause I was laughing out loud at several parts! hahaha loved the "necessary antics" and I loved in the beggining when the toaster was rubbing that other guys face and kept axing him what he was gonna do this weekend over and over. That was a great and funny wat to open.

The reason I aint gave it a ten is only cause I thought some scenes were flat, not in humor they were mad funny, but just in movement or sound. There could be some more slow zooms or pans to add more entertaining drama! and also some parts needed backgound sound scoring of some kind. I noticed towards the end you began doing both these things -- slow zooms and pans and bkg sounds so I guess in the bigining you were just getting warmed up.

Anyways, hilarious cartoon and rad art! Imma go get some snacks and watch it again. hahaha i was so pissed i didnt have my fucking triscuts. I was like, "Fuck! finally an awesome cartoon and I got no snacks in reach! curses!"

looking 4ward 2 next part

[Larry King: Terri Schiavo]

hahahahahah X-D

haha this is guranteeed homepage material! :-O hahah it had me at herrrrrrrlllllooo. at the end where you put "in loving memory of Teri Shavo" you should have red letters come up that say "sike" O:-) haha you should have that too "sike O:-)"

great stuff. You know that lady is like that cause her husband choked her. he's all like O:-| but we know the tooth!

[American Idle]

awesome! with a few gripes

so awesome! thanks for making this. I laughed and enjoyed wine while watching it. I do have some criticisms though:
1. Celebrity judge banter wasn't funny and you had a great opportunity to be funny there.
2. The ending was too predictable. It would have been way cooler with some sort of twist in the story. Perhaps Simon could have been so moved by the performance that he wells up and tears. Something funny.
3. I found the numa numa guy's eyes to be too lifeless. His dead eyes were distracting. The rest of the artwork in the cartoon is totally rocken but numa numas eyes were too dead.

okay good stuff now. So awesome and hilarious the way you got his whole routine down to a T. I really enjoyed that aspect. Perfection. Also the way you had the american idol show to a T was awesome also.

All around great cartoon. With a little better writing in some parts it would be worthy of SNL.

haraaay

[Deep Creatures]

I agree with SeniorRyan! >:-O

fucking dog shit. This film getting anything over a 1.3 is indickitive of how the portal is completely overrun by uncreative nerds. Like SeniorRyan I watched because of the wrong high score this is getting and now I'm sitting her all felt like like a cat just peed in my eyes and brains. Go watch Star Wars Episode 1,2 and 3 and wear a cape and jerk off in a closet somewhere.

["Clown"]

cap cap sucka

gaplow gaplow now who's the dummy? 8 bullets in ya tummy.

[Medical Marijuana]

hahahahaha

hahahaha made me laugh

[Playground]

hahahahahaa :-D

I LOVE that this made the homepage hahahahah fuck all you zelda loving losers! The swing one was very funny! and great choice of techno loop! hahaha

My only complaint is that it coulda been longer.

[Brace Yourself]

hilarious!

so funny and so well done. Rad camera angles! Kid's rotten gums made me laugh out loud.

My only criticism is that the dentist looked too much like the guy that was the star so i got confused. They had on like the same color clothes and same color skin so i was like "huh? wait what?"

loved the cartoon! make more!

[Jokes & Croaks]

:-\

great art and good animation, but the jokes sucked for the most part. I'd keep the same animatin and write some different jokes for it. Also the frog coulda been a little more lively -- his voice too. hard to hear, monitone and stuff. nice try, but it needs more funny.