threebrain's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[God Damn Cops Are Pigs]

hahhhahahhahaha

hahahahah that dude got his ass beat :-O Daaaag, that cop over reacted hahahahahahahah. That guy was asking for it though :-O hahahahaha

you shouldn't h8 cops though. You just h8 them because it's easy. h8 is easy, love is hard. you should give a cop a flower and a hug.

[Fresh Donuts Prevail]

:-D hahahahahahah

that movie was mad funny! the best cartoon by far that is up today :-D i laffed my ass off

[Robotech Director's Cut 3]

mad cool :-D

mad cool :-D

[Time And Destiny]

awwwww man! i aint know it was just a intro :-\

i was getting all into it and it was only a fucking intro! X-(

[The White Blood Cell]

:-D well done I got some complaints though

first the good stuff. I really enjoyed the whole adventure and got into it. It was funny when that one dude would always go, "there goes cooooody!" The adventure part was action packed and well edited with lots of cuts and whatnot.

now the bad stuff (i'll make it brief because i gotta go take a piss real bad actually) It was lame that you put "a film by Cody" at the begining and then 3 seconds later you put "by Cody" again. It wasn't that lame, but sorta lame. The tween you used on the floating words went unbarably slow in the beggining of it and then went way to fast when it got to the end of it -- you used too much ease on it. All that stuff is fine really, but the part that i didn't like so much was the lesson part -- it just dragged too badly. you coulda used wacky voices or some background music or some more funny jokes, like when the white cell ate Cody's head. but it just killed the whole movie. I was all into the adventure and then this boring lesson came on that took 4ever to finish. Having a lesson is cool don't get me wrong -- it just needs some pep or perhaps you could try and tie in some of the adventures narrative some how.

Basically, if you added some zazz to the lesson part you'd have a gem of a movie.

[Clay fight 6]

the movie was stupid, but really cool art

i gave it a 5 because it was so cool, but why go through all that trouble when it's going to be so stupid and have no plot or anything. Well, actually, all you needed to do was have some close up shots where we could see the expressions on the kids faces or something to help us understand more what was going on. I guess it wouldn't need any plot as long as you had some funny close up shots of the kids like this :-O before they got clubbed and then perhaps a close up of them dead

FireHound responds:

hmm... close-ups... that might be a good idea.

[Untitled 4:Prison Break 1]

:-\

i don't understand why the music had to stop when they spoke, because it was just speak bubbles. I don't see why streaming it and then stopping it should effect the file size whatsoever. Here is what you should do and then rePost it.
1. make a movieClip with one frame in it
2. put the music in the first and only frame and choose START and loop 500 times. the amount of times you loop it if you use START will not effect the file size at all.
3. place that movieClip on the main timeline whenever you want the music to start
4. i'm drunk by the way X-D

[Anakin's Revenge]

wonderful :-D

title took too long and i was like "go!" but then it was great. each fight was different and better than the one before it. each killing was phat and clever! and it maked me crack up when the sand guys did that "mooooh bah bah bah" sound when they attacked hahahahhahaha

job well done :)

SolidSacketh responds:

Thanks for the tight rating! I knew an elite few would understand the vision I had/like the movie. I am contemplating a second movie pretty heavilly now.

[Person of the Year]

hahahahah

i'm actually review the Melissa Joan Heart on steroids one here. that one got me. hahahhaha I love clowns